Skinny Water?

Now here's something new. A company called Jana may be putting the magic elixir into your local 7-Eleven even as you read this.
According to Fun Distraction:
Actually, the new product called, "Skinny Water" contains an all-natural ingredient "Super CitriMax". Drinking "Skinny Water" 30-60 minutes before each meal helps suppress the body's appetite, increase metabolism, and block carbohydrate absorption.
The Janawater web page has this to say about the product:
Jana natural artesian water is "water for life" as it contains many essential minerals that promote a healthly lifestyle.
MORE MAGNESIUM – Jana Water is rich in magnesium, which is essential for a healthy heart and relaxes muscles
RICH IN CALCIUM – Calcium strengthens bones, stimulates muscles to contract, and has shown to an essential part of a healthy weight-loss plan
SILICA FOR BEAUTY – Silica is a natural mineral that promotes healthy skin, hair, and nails